[Absouletly Nothing]

Description: "Welcome to my eBay listing where I’m selling… drumroll… NOTHING! That's right, folks, absolutely zilch, nada, zero! This is the ultimate 'buy now, receive nothing' deal. It's like buying air, but without the hassle of a jar! That’s right, folks, in this box of wonders, you'll find sheer emptiness, the void, the absence of stuff! Are you tired of receiving tangible items? Bored of unboxing actual things? Well, worry no more! Order now and receive the most anticlimactic parcel ever—zero weight, zero volume, and zero purpose! No assembly required, no user manual—heck, you won’t even get a thank-you note from me. Picture this: you hit that 'Buy Now' button, and the countdown begins - 5 to 8 business days of suspense, excitement, and absolutely no updates because, well, there’s nothing to update! No tracking numbers, no delivery notifications, no thank you emails, just serene nothingness.I won’t lie, I’m here to make a quick buck, or rather, a quick 'nothing' sale. But hey, I’m genuine about it! And if this 'nothing' bonanza hits it big, I might treat myself to a gold-plated rubber chicken. Why? Because why not?Some might call this listing rude, but come on, it's a spoof! Life’s too short to be serious, especially when you’re selling 'nothing' on the internet. But fear not, I’m a ray of sunshine in person; it’s just my 'nothing' persona that’s delightfully mischievous.Each 'nothing' comes at a steal of $2.22! Want more nothingness? Grab extra nothings for a discount! Buy two, get an invisible high-five. Three? You'll receive a 'thank you' note in invisible ink! Feeling like a collector of voids? Grab four or more for an imaginary trophy! It's the ultimate bargain on emptiness that'll leave your wallet in stitches!So, grab your slice of nothingness today! And if the void isn’t your cup of tea, check out my other 1,500 listings! We’ve got pranks, gags, and novelties at prices so low, they're practically funny. Order 'nothing' now and maybe, just maybe, discover 'something' that’ll make you chuckle till you crap your pants. I hope this brings an extra dash of laughter and absurdity to your day.

Price: 2.22 USD

Location: Northport, New York

End Time: 2023-12-22T03:44:35.000Z

Shipping Cost: 0 USD