Description: You lost all your money in the stock market, yet you celebrated the Dow reaching 20,000 and 30,000. Why not celebrate a far off milestone that also has the numbers "69" and "420" in it? This black, cotton, Dow 69420 hat will keep you protected from the bright light that is the success of others, while you pretend to exercise, yell "sell" on the trading floor, or while you inevitably lose money in the stock market due to your own incompetence. Perhaps the green upward arrow on the hat should have been red and downward? Celebrate the unachievable milestone of the Dow reaching 69420 today with this cool Dow 69420 ball cap, because after all, you need something to protect you from the elements as you sure as heck can't afford a house in this market!
Price: 16.99 USD
Location: Dallas, Texas
End Time: 2024-01-04T20:39:01.000Z
Shipping Cost: N/A USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 14 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Brand: Outdoor Cap
Personalize: No
Pattern: Solid
Department: Unisex Adults
Size: One Size Fits Most
Color: Black
Style: Baseball Cap
Material: Cotton Twill
Adjustment Type: Snapback
Vintage: No
